Kid 1: “It’s called Fantastic 4: Surprise of the Silver Surfer, sub-sequel: the fat man who ate too much McDonald’s and he died of emotional distress. He wanted to go to heaven, but God said some lady called him stressed and horny, so he went to hell for the hornyism of men.”
Kid 2: “He said ‘horny,’ hahaha!”
Me: “I think we should make this movie. What’s it called again?”
Kid 1: “How ’bout Mr. McFagfaggots?”

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