So I’m playing basketball with this kid, and his smack talk included calling me a “chicken cracker, chicken inside a cracker,” as well as “That’s quickness! If you can’t catch a ball, you’re not gonna catch a goddamn zombie!” and “You brush your teeth like a taco!”

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