Kid: “I’m gonna go next door and kick ass, alright?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Kid: “I’m gonna go next door and kick ass and hang out, is that alright?”
Me: “No ass-kicking on Thanksgiving, please. People won’t be thankful of that.”
Kid: “Well, if you get drunk all the time, that’s kicking ass right? I’m gonna be kicking ass and hanging out. That’s what people do on Thanksgiving, getting drunk and kicking ass. If you slap girls on the ass. All you have to do is wait for a girl to go by, and slap her on the ass. That’s kicking ass. Welp, I’m gonna go back to my usual haunt. I don’t mean scary, I mean where I hang out all the time.”

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