Kid: “You know what? You needa learn some chemistry.”
Me: “I do? Why?”
Kid: “You wanna know how? You go and stick your head in the dumpster, there’s lots of chemistry in there, that’s how.”
Me: “What are you talking about?!”
Kid: “You needa learn some history. You needa learn some chemistry. History and chemistry, same thing. You go in that dumpster, there’s garbage with chemistry, history on it, there’s cardboard boxes in there with words on ’em and you can read some history. By the time you get outta that dumpster, you can be real smart.”

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