Two similar things happened today.
When we were lining up for dinner, the kids started going out the door into the hallway. My coworker said, “Hey, I didn’t say to go out yet, get back in here and close the door!” One kid was standing in the hallway still and yelled, “I didn’t go out!”
Another kid lost his glasses in the yard by the basketball court. We were helping him look for them because he couldn’t see. One of the staff asked him, “Are you sure you didn’t leave them in your room in the first place?” The kid said, “They’re not in my room! If they were in my room, they’d be on my head right now and I’d be looking for them!”