Kid: “I’m gonna speak Mexican.”
Me: “That’s not a language.”
Kid: “I’m gonn speak Mexican when I get in the shower.”
Me: “Listen. What do they speak in Mexico?”
Kid: “El… Spanish…o? Can I get some shampoo?”
Me: “Can you ask me that in Spanish?”
Kid: “Shampoo… di… sartinez?”

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