Kid:  “Do we have any lotion? My chest is dry and it itches.”
Me:  “No.”
Kid:  “What about, like, Pepto Bismol?”
Me:  “For your… skin?”
Kid:  “Yeah, my mom puts Pepto Bismol on my skin sometimes if I have like a rash or something.”
Me:  “You sure you’re not talking about calamine lotion?”
Kid:  “Uh… yeah, no, it’s like calamine lotion, but it’s called Pepto Bismol.”

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