I had to redirect this kid for intentionally walking out of line on the way out of dinner. When he decided to follow directions and get back on the sidewalk, he ran straight into the wing mirror of a truck and hit his head.
Me: “Maybe that’s karma for not walking in line. You know what that is?”
Me: “‘What goes around comes around’ and all that. I don’t really believe in karma, I was just making a point.”
Kid: “Maybe that’s why you only have loneliness in your life.”
Me: “Haha, what do you mean by that?”
Kid: “She makes women not like you so that you’re just lonely all the time and by yourself.”
Me: “Who’s she?”
Me: “Karma is a woman?”