This kid just got brought back from a weekend home pass by the cops, and this is what he had to say when another kid asked why:

Kid: “I’m here because my girlfriend kicked me wit my Guitar Heroes.”
Me: “She did what to Guitar Hero?”
Kid: “She kicked me wit my Guitar Heroes.”
Me: “She kicked the controller?”
Kid: “She made my knees potato chips. My starbursts.”
Me: “What?”
Kid: “My Ho-Hos, my donuts.”
Me: “Your balls? What are you talking about?”
Kid: “No, my turkey sacks. I got new shoes.”

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